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Favorite W40k Quotes
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Favorite W40k Quotes
Whats your favorite quotes from the W40k universe?
Here's mine, its from the Lexicanum. I think its hilarious.
Here's mine, its from the Lexicanum. I think its hilarious.
Should a machine not function upon striking the panel marked 'on' this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preparation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party upon the operator or machine. The operator must repeat the ritual from the beginning repurifying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations, and striking the panel marked 'on'. An accompanying oath may be made. Should this procedure fail, the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual.
GhostIV- Contributor
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Haha, that's a great one. I generally like all the DoW lines from gretchins and the Chaos builders, but especially this one:
"That way...? Guns might be that way..."
"That way...? Guns might be that way..."
Fromundaman- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." - Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov
walt_jabsco- Space Marine
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
Hull Breaches - If you find yourself blown out of a hull breach into space, rember these instructions: hold your breath; turn on your emergency light; recite the Litany of the Vacuum
Hull Breaches - If you find yourself blown out of a hull breach into space, rember these instructions: hold your breath; turn on your emergency light; recite the Litany of the Vacuum
Rogue_Leader- Space Marine
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Oh, here's another:
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
(I think that was it anyway.)
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
(I think that was it anyway.)
Fromundaman- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
"Their number is Legion, their name is Death."
or...
"Sanity is for the weak!"
or...
"Sanity is for the weak!"
DeusMechanicus- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
"The Machine is strong. We must purge the weak, hated flesh and replace it with the blessed purity of metal. Only through permanence can we truly triumph, only through the Machine can we find victory. Punish the flesh. Iron in mind and body. Hail the Machine!"
"Strike from the sky, brothers!"
"Your honour is your life. Let none dispute it."
"Strike from the sky, brothers!"
"Your honour is your life. Let none dispute it."
DeusMechanicus- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
"For Gork, and Mork!"
"We'sa bein' shot!"
"We'sa bein' shot!"
Fromundaman- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Some quotes I've discovered in the Lexicanum.
"Victory? What use is victory? Let me have a battle of annihilation."
"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men."
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"
"Beastman bad. Bad Beastman. Dirty. Emperor no like. Beastman love Emperor. Give blood to Emperor. Give heads to Emperor. Say sorry."
"If found blown out into the vacuum of space, hold your breath, turn on your emergency light, recite the Litany of the Vacuum, kick your legs and swing your arms in a swimming motion towards the breach to propel yourself back into the ship, wait for rescue teams to locate you and bring you safely back onboard."
"Victory? What use is victory? Let me have a battle of annihilation."
"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men."
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"
"Beastman bad. Bad Beastman. Dirty. Emperor no like. Beastman love Emperor. Give blood to Emperor. Give heads to Emperor. Say sorry."
"If found blown out into the vacuum of space, hold your breath, turn on your emergency light, recite the Litany of the Vacuum, kick your legs and swing your arms in a swimming motion towards the breach to propel yourself back into the ship, wait for rescue teams to locate you and bring you safely back onboard."
GhostIV- Contributor
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
some quotes from the cain books i like
"Hurry up and wait" Gaurdsmen's traditional summation of the process of deplyment
"If your battle plans working its probably a trap"
"well that was unexpected" the last words of chaos warmaster varan the undefeatable
"revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks" osric the loopy, planetary govenor of corania removed by officio assassinorum.
"Hurry up and wait" Gaurdsmen's traditional summation of the process of deplyment
"If your battle plans working its probably a trap"
"well that was unexpected" the last words of chaos warmaster varan the undefeatable
"revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks" osric the loopy, planetary govenor of corania removed by officio assassinorum.
walt_jabsco- Space Marine
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
walt_jabsco wrote:
"well that was unexpected" the last words of chaos warmaster varan the undefeatable
"revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks" osric the loopy, planetary govenor of corania removed by officio assassinorum.
Haha, these two made me seriously lol.
Fromundaman- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Haha I was going to add that last one but I though it might be a bit cheesy. It is good though.
GhostIV- Contributor
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Boss-Mek Badlug One-Leg's oft-quoted dictum: "S'gorra be dead shooty, wiv loadza gunz all over."
Also, while not directly a quote, I found this while looking up who exactly Gork and Mork are and found it funny:
"The difference between the two gods is very subtle, Gork being brutal but cunning while Mork is cunning but brutal. The upshot is Mork hits you when you aren't looking and Gork hits you harder when you are."
Also, while not directly a quote, I found this while looking up who exactly Gork and Mork are and found it funny:
"The difference between the two gods is very subtle, Gork being brutal but cunning while Mork is cunning but brutal. The upshot is Mork hits you when you aren't looking and Gork hits you harder when you are."
Fromundaman- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
I just cant help myself:
“A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn”
He who loses a limb lives on. He who loses his head does not.
Huddle close to your Emperor if he makes you feel safe. He cannot save you, for only Chaos is eternal...
“A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn”
He who loses a limb lives on. He who loses his head does not.
Huddle close to your Emperor if he makes you feel safe. He cannot save you, for only Chaos is eternal...
13loodRaven- Contributor
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
13loodRaven wrote:He who loses a limb lives on. He who loses his head does not.
That doesn't apply to Orks.
DeusMechanicus- Moderator
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
Saw this underneath a picture of a Commissar leaning out of the top of a tank - "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
My Favorite Quote is "Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality"
Arvay6- Space Marine
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
The banshee's call shall wake the Dead; when dark portents wax nigh
Heed them as the counsel of a Seer, or a father
The Yngir, who have slept since the birth of Chaos
Shall crawl once more from their tombs, thirsting for warmth.
The War in Heaven shall be as nothing to their vengeance
For the sons of Asuryan, few in number, cannot stand against them.
And the Eye of Isha shall dim, closing for eternity
Such a gentle goddess cannot witness such atrocities as they shall wreak.
The soulless ones shall be the harbingers of the dark fate
Then shall come the living dead, the progeny
Then the thirsting ones, The forever damned
And the galaxy shall run red as the blood of Eldanesh,
The Vaul-moon shall bring forth the Dragon
The Master of Death will drink deep from Isha's Eye
That Which Lies Outside will be drawn to the harvest
And the Jackal-God shall turn brother against brother.
The four shall take their place amongst the stars,
Their legions ascendant, unstoppable as the night
A deadly shroud shall fall across the spirit
And the galaxy shall mourn.
Heed them as the counsel of a Seer, or a father
The Yngir, who have slept since the birth of Chaos
Shall crawl once more from their tombs, thirsting for warmth.
The War in Heaven shall be as nothing to their vengeance
For the sons of Asuryan, few in number, cannot stand against them.
And the Eye of Isha shall dim, closing for eternity
Such a gentle goddess cannot witness such atrocities as they shall wreak.
The soulless ones shall be the harbingers of the dark fate
Then shall come the living dead, the progeny
Then the thirsting ones, The forever damned
And the galaxy shall run red as the blood of Eldanesh,
The Vaul-moon shall bring forth the Dragon
The Master of Death will drink deep from Isha's Eye
That Which Lies Outside will be drawn to the harvest
And the Jackal-God shall turn brother against brother.
The four shall take their place amongst the stars,
Their legions ascendant, unstoppable as the night
A deadly shroud shall fall across the spirit
And the galaxy shall mourn.
The-Observer- Scout Initiate
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Re: Favorite W40k Quotes
The Eldar prophecy of the awakening of the C'tan.. Always a good one.
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